May 2013
nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
whores:
whores:
Don’t cry because its over
cry because you’re ugly
amount of plotlines/plot devices i have: 9898678
amount of stories i've completed: 0
thepacosanchezz:
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
zaymmaliks:
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
cloysterbell:
martincrief:
TOMORROW IS THE 23RD OF NOVEMBER ISN’T IT?
#if we reblog this every day for the next six months eventually it will be true
“Just remember that sometimes, the way you think about a person isn’t the way...”
– John Green, Paper Towns (via thebooker)
cmbrbatch:
my dash right now:
doctor who
eurovision
people who aren’t from europe confused
carnivalowl:
Saying that a man and a woman can’t be “just” friends is like assuming that a bisexual can’t have any friends at all because they might get a sudden urge to fuck them.
